I use Arial ironically.

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terrifying.

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29 May 2012 • reblog: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

GZA, RZA and Bill Murray.

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8 May 2012 • reblog: awesomepeoplehangingouttogether • reblog forever yesssss submission

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emmyc:

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meowmixeightysix:

Favorite new song. XD

For those who missed the greatest song of 2012

need this on my blog

1 May 2012 • reblog: meowmixeightysix

If all the insects were to disappear from the earth, within 50 years all life on Earth would end. If all human beings disappeared from the earth, within 50 years all forms of life would flourish.

— Dr. Jonas Salk (via naturae-filius)

(Source: artlessart, via buggirl)

23 April 2012 • reblog: artlessart • bugs insects nature science entomology

#IfTransTalkedLikeCis

@nataliereed84: Oh, you're cis? Nice to meet you! So, what's your vagina like?
@nataliereed84: Wow! You look great! I never would have gussed you were cis!
@Mowgli3: "But how am I supposed to learn what cis bodies are like if I can't ask you everything about yours?"
@AndyTehNerd: But how can you be sure that's your gender? What if that's just what you were raised to believe?
@nataliereed84: But are you SURE you want to remain male? How do you know for sure this is right for you?
@AndersStarmark: Of course I support you. But I just want you tone it down. You're scaring people, and scared people are dangerous.
@nataliereed84: But "cis" people might regret not transitioning! We need strict criteria for diagnosing cisgenderism to prevent that.
@AndersStarmark: I don't believe Cises get raped. Who'd fuck one of them?
@LanaLangton: Yeah you can come clubbing with us but only if you promise to act like a girl.
@AndersStarmark: This magic ring will keep your gender the way it is.
@nataliereed84: People with mental health disorders might think they're cis when they're really not. We can't trust their choices.
@LanaLangton: You must declare your cisism immediately when you meet me or any of my friends else you are deceiving us.
@nataliereed84: It's not my fault I'm not attracted to cis ppl. I just find your bodies icky. It's just my sexual orientation!
@nataliereed84: No, but what's your REAL name? You know, the one you actually chose.
@nataliereed84: Wait, so you think you're a womon-born-womon? Isn't that just equating sex with gender and buying into the patriarchy?
@LanaLangton: sorry if you find what we say offensive it's just we're not used to actually talking to cis people & its only 'banter'
@nataliereed84: Look son, I understand you identify as your birth sex, but why can't you just transition to being a butch lesbian?
@AndersStarmark: No, I'm sorry, you may not use the ungendered restroom. A gendered one? No, never heard of them. Wouldn't work anyway.
@nataliereed84: Isn't it a bit selfish to go around claiming you're really your birth sex and expect us all to just go along with it?
@nataliereed84: You may think you're a woman because you're XX, but I think of you as male, and you need to respect my beliefs.
@nataliereed84: But if we let cis men use the men's room, what's to stop one of them from raping your children!?!?
@kinetictheorist: I'm glad your granddad died before finding out your cis
@PeregrineTwist: so you mean your cock is ATTACHED!? How do you sterilise and wash it properly?
@maeveregan: Oh, your new partner is cis? So do you actually have sex or what?
@nataliereed84: Son, you say that you're a boy, but I think you're a bit too young to be making that decision.
@nataliereed84: Honey, I know you think you want to remain male, but are you sure this isn't just a mid-life crisis?
@AndersStarmark: I'm a psychologist. I can help you cope with your reluctance to transition. Just relax. Let me help.
@AndersStarmark: You know, for a cis you're pretty attractive. I'd even call you fuckable.
@MaeveCaitKelly: Wow! You're such a convincing cis person, I just thought you were normal! Well done.
@sashapixlee: Dude, she looks like she might be cis. Be careful, bro
@sasugakirin: Just because "grue" is used to hurt you cis people all the time doesn't mean I can't reclaim it.
@BecciCath: No, Cis Identity Disorder shouldn't be removed from the DSM, I mean, being cis is a lifestyle choice, so u must b mad
@Dru_Marland: You're cis? -honestly, I'd never have known, you look so good
@AndersStarmark: If you cis people didn't scare people of we'd have opposite sex marriage a long time ago!
@Dru_Marland: "Are they real?" (gropes stranger's breasts)
@AndersStarmark: I think you're taking it a little hard when someone truegenders you. It's just a label, it's nothing serious.
@LadyJaya: You mean your breasts started growing when you were 12? Can I feel them? They seem so real!

19 April 2012 • reblog: andythenerd • trans issues lgbt

Pottermore Rants

FUCK POTIONS.

FOR SOME REASON I AM UNABLE TO MOVE A SPOON IN A CIRCLE MORE THAN ONCE.

DASLJK’;SJHDGHMBFDJCVGVDFBG

THAT IS ALL.

18 April 2012 • vinestone19665 potions pottermore rage

thecaptinmaximusron:

^ Captin’Maximus Ron modelling custom leather armour and headdress created by The Custom Costume Company

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001994773914#!/groups/114449428594681/

(via fuckyeahlarp)

17 April 2012 • reblog: thecaptinmaximusron • want waaaaaant larp

T.O.P is easily one of the most beautiful fucking people I’ve seen in my whole life and he’s apparently really funny and sweet, but when he opens his mouth to talk, this super deep voice comes out and it scares the shit out of me. Of course it would happen that I find a perfect example of all the things I find physically attractive in a person and I’m fucking terrified of his speaking voice.

11 April 2012 • Why am I afraid of deep voices? Whyyy? big bang t.o.p top Choi Seung-hyun k-pop

The only thing I know about wine is that I like it

Primitivo and cherry tobacco were made to be paired together. I’m certain of it. If I just had some dark chocolate everything in my life would be perfect. Seriously, go try it.

Also, I do not understand people who say primitivo and zinfandel are two different kinds of wine. They’re made from the same grapes, taste the same and are aged similarly, the only difference is one is from California and one is from Europe. Maybe I’m just not cut out to be a wine snob.

10 February 2012 • wine no1curr go to bed no tobacco

klaine-aholic:

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mickeytomyminy:

threeoctopusesandanotter:

finnlawrence:

imperialimpala:

magnetic-rose:

meshamobrandon:

triptophobia:

acciosnuffles:

aboyandhisbluebox:

thecountercurseisunjellify:

im-a-dumblewhore:

corymoanteith:

rachellephant:

youreahorcruxharry:

no … like no way…. this is just.. this

this is amazing